for the past few weeks now, i have been doggedly - some would say belligerently - texting anyone and everyone i know a screenshot of an item i saw on the goop christmas gift guide; an item which made me feel so simultaneously delighted and yet filled with the milk of human insanity that i have been compelled - nay, duty-bound - to pass it on to every single person in my contacts list like naomi watts copying a cursed videotape to send to all her friends in the hopes that gwyneth paltrow will not crawl out of a television on boxing day morning to skin her alive.
obsessed with this. love you too (sincere but in a casual and normal and chill way)