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it’s lee cronin’s willy wonka’s bram stoker’s akira kurosawa’s the mummy
i have been meaning, these past few weeks, to write about the movie that insists on referring to itself as lee cronin’s the mummy (2026).
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April 2026
when i said eat the rich i didn’t think the rich were going to eat my - actually i can’t be bothered with this
i have been delinquent with my substack lately.
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December 2025
movies are dead, long live the movies
introduction added after the fact --
Dec 22, 2025
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October 2025
cornstarch: good for keeping down the urges
a few weeks ago, i went to see the movie the conjuring: last rites with various of my dearest friends and also wife, and i guess was so transported by…
Oct 18, 2025
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September 2025
sometimes you just have to hate the thing
at the top of this month's entry, i think i should tell you upfront that i had intended this edition of three stars fine to be something entirely…
Sep 3, 2025
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July 2025
boots all over the place
i've been thinking, just lately, about reboots.
Jul 25, 2025
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June 2025
Re: re: re: gammy’s death book
the other day, we went to see the movie final destination: bloodlines (2025) because i needed to be made to feel less than 100% certain of my own…
Jun 4, 2025
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April 2025
well then i guess i'll just have to get into the crawlspace again
i am currently trying access a memory of a movie i swear i've seen in which one character says to another "oh yeah it's a real nightmare when someone…
Apr 15, 2025
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January 2025
the conjuring 3: lesbian murderama
the other day, it came to my attention (much in the way that i assume a civil defence siren comes to a person's attention) that there is shortly to be a…
Jan 29, 2025
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December 2024
festive greetings from three stars fine
for the past few weeks now, i have been doggedly - some would say belligerently - texting anyone and everyone i know a screenshot of an item i saw on…
Dec 21, 2024
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a legacy prequel to a reboot of a list
i have had cause before now, in the brief but reliably diseased history of this tinyletter-turned-substack, to interrupt regularly scheduled programming…
Dec 1, 2024
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October 2024
i'm going to become damien leone's terrifier 3
it has occurred to me that the tendency of this blog, just of late, has been to eschew three stars fine standards of the mid-to-late aughts in favour of…
Oct 19, 2024
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