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cornstarch: good for keeping down the urges
a few weeks ago, i went to see the movie the conjuring: last rites with various of my dearest friends and also wife, and i guess was so transported by…
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September 2025
sometimes you just have to hate the thing
at the top of this month's entry, i think i should tell you upfront that i had intended this edition of three stars fine to be something entirely…
Sep 3
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July 2025
boots all over the place
i've been thinking, just lately, about reboots.
Jul 25
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June 2025
Re: re: re: gammy’s death book
the other day, we went to see the movie final destination: bloodlines (2025) because i needed to be made to feel less than 100% certain of my own…
Jun 4
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April 2025
well then i guess i'll just have to get into the crawlspace again
i am currently trying access a memory of a movie i swear i've seen in which one character says to another "oh yeah it's a real nightmare when someone…
Apr 15
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January 2025
the conjuring 3: lesbian murderama
the other day, it came to my attention (much in the way that i assume a civil defence siren comes to a person's attention) that there is shortly to be a…
Jan 29
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December 2024
festive greetings from three stars fine
for the past few weeks now, i have been doggedly - some would say belligerently - texting anyone and everyone i know a screenshot of an item i saw on…
Dec 21, 2024
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a legacy prequel to a reboot of a list
i have had cause before now, in the brief but reliably diseased history of this tinyletter-turned-substack, to interrupt regularly scheduled programming…
Dec 1, 2024
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October 2024
i'm going to become damien leone's terrifier 3
it has occurred to me that the tendency of this blog, just of late, has been to eschew three stars fine standards of the mid-to-late aughts in favour of…
Oct 19, 2024
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September 2024
another glorious day in the corps (in which the corps is the act of watching alien sequels until we all die)
the writer bill bryson once joked that there are three things you can't do in life: you can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you…
Sep 4, 2024
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August 2024
let's go to the trap, trap, the trap that lets you out
please note that this is not an official edition of three stars fine, both because i do not have the requisite stamina to support writing more than one…
Aug 20, 2024
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summer classics club: marge, you hide in the abandoned amusement park
i couldn't decide what i wanted to write for this month's edition of three stars fine, a feeling which can largely be ascribed to the fact that the…
Aug 9, 2024
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